Don't you just love Film Noir?

The mystery and the intrigue. The femme fatale who will generally try to achieve her hidden purpose by using her feminine wiles (beauty, charm, sexual skill).

And then there is the private eye who falls for the damsel in distress, hard, just realizing she has double crossed him in the end.

I do love film noir. I like to imagine myself the glamorous femme fatale.

But why hire a private eye when you already have a private dick?