Don't you just love Film Noir?

The mystery and the intrigue. The femme fatale who will generally try to achieve her hidden purpose by using her feminine wiles (beauty, charm, sexual skill).

And then there is the private eye who falls for the damsel in distress, hard, just realizing she has double crossed him in the end.

I do love film noir. I like to imagine myself the glamorous femme fatale.

But why hire a private eye when you already have a private dick?

Everyone Likes Variety

Don't you? Granted, some variety is a bit more extreme than others, but you never know what you are going to like unless you try it.

Why don't you call and give me a try. You may be surprised just how much you do enjoy it!

You are in a hotel bar and see the most beautiful girl you've ever seen. You've got to meet her! You buy her a drink and really hit it off. She seems to know exactly what you want, almost as if she were inside your head, and you've got to get inside her pants! You take her up to your room, where she does a little strip tease, slowly building your excitement until you feel like you're going to burst, then she turns to face you and begins to stroke her beautiful cock! Imagine your surprise and delight. Want to know more? Just call me.

Just like any sexy lady might. Never forget, although a she-male, I am one hot lady, hungry for your touch. You'll want to worship my body ~ from the full round globes of my breasts down to my beautiful, hard cock. I have the best of both worlds. Come and experience.

Anything But Ordinary

Pandora means all gifts, and in my case that's true, because boys, this shemale Pandora has no box. But, that doesn't mean I'm not gifted. I have a package that'll raise your curiosity ~ among other things. So, even if you're just a bit curious, read on to learn more about me. But remember, once you experience my extraordinary gifts, you may never go back to the ordinary.